Parenting has turned me into a gross weirdo

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  1. I love snot sucking. Nothing is more satisfying than sucking a massive snot nugget out of my baby’s nose.
  2. I adore the sound of his farts.
  3. The sound of a squirty poo? Even better.
  4. Being peed on does not phase me.
  5. Being spewed on also does not phase me.
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Definitely weird, but like… baby farts are so cute, lol.

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Madden said:
Definitely weird, but like… baby farts are so cute, lol.

My daughter’s toots when she was a newborn cracked me up! No matter how stinky they were, I never stopped giggling.

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I agree with the snot sucking/booger picking lol. My SO thinks I’m insane. I tell him it’s the same gratification I get from popping a satisfying pimple.

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Riley said:
I agree with the snot sucking/booger picking lol. My SO thinks I’m insane. I tell him it’s the same gratification I get from popping a satisfying pimple.

“Oh no here comes mom with her little gadget” my SO every time I snot suck lmao.

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Riley said:
I agree with the snot sucking/booger picking lol. My SO thinks I’m insane. I tell him it’s the same gratification I get from popping a satisfying pimple.

I like the part when my toddler screams like he’s possessed by a demon when I try to get the snot sucker in his nose… /s

Idk how your kids are behaving, but mine would put a restraining order on that sucker if he could.

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I love his little burps :hugs: music to my ears.

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Smith said:
I love his little burps :hugs: music to my ears.

Same here OP.

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Lol I love picking her boogers! My husband makes fun of me when I say “OH MY GOODNESS A BOOGER TO PICK!” but it makes the baby giggle :joy:.

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Harlan said:
Lol I love picking her boogers! My husband makes fun of me when I say “OH MY GOODNESS A BOOGER TO PICK!” but it makes the baby giggle :joy:.

Literally same :joy: my girl haaaaates it though. She fights tooth and nail to not have us pick her nose and it’s so frustrating! I’m trying to help you breathe, child! It takes 30 seconds!!!

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Harlan said:
Lol I love picking her boogers! My husband makes fun of me when I say “OH MY GOODNESS A BOOGER TO PICK!” but it makes the baby giggle :joy:.

My pinky is the perfect baby booger picking size! Lol.

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Same here, but I am shifting gradually back to cleanliness. It’ll all go away when they get older. Enjoy it while you can.

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Ehhh lol I’ve never been so in tune to someone’s gastro noises in my life. Awaiting with fear to see if it’s gonna be milk or baby food or just a good ole belch!

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I have a 4-minute compilation video of many of my daughter’s loud farts/poops from the first year of her life, so no judgment here.

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My girls had two colds so far and booger picking has been the highlight of it all… I remember she woke up with snot all over her face one morning and I literally had to peel it all off… and I loved it.

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The snot sucking makes me gag, but it is so satisfying. Love the toots, my son is 17 months and now he giggles when I point out his toots.

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Just the sheer “eh, whatever” I feel about bodily fluids and spat-out food surprises me so much.

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I love snot sucking, our little one had a cold a couple weeks ago and sucking all the crap out was so satisfying - especially knowing how much relief it would have given him!

On the same note, I also love when he does a good spluttery sneeze.

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I was never one to find farts funny but we all woke up the other morning and were in bed together, my husband farted and my 11mo daughter giggled and copied him and they both just laughed for about a minute and it made my heart happy x.

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My baby giggles when she farts, it’s the cutest thing ever.