No one ever talks about…

I’ve pooped while feeding my baby (bottle-fed, but you don’t take food away from a baby). She pooped at the same time too. What a cute pair we were!

Breastfeeding gives me bubble guts. This has happened to me more than once :joy::joy:

Lei said:
Breastfeeding gives me bubble guts. This has happened to me more than once :joy::joy:

Omg the gas since giving birth has been unreal! Constant loud farts from me and the baby too! I’ve even put mine in a baby carrier specifically to go to the bathroom. I’ve never been forced to go mid-feed, thankfully!

Oh yes! I’ve had to take mine into the bathroom with me and laid him on the rug when I was done. For the first couple of months, I had terrible gas while feeding. My poor baby and husband had to deal with my tooting up a storm in the middle of the night. I guess breastfeeding relaxes things… makes sense!

I’d either grab our baby pillow and put it outside the bathroom or put the baby in the crib and make a run for it. Sometimes it hits out of nowhere!

Omg, definitely! Doesn’t help that my little one takes FOREVER to feed. I try to give him a couple of minutes to ease the hunger before interrupting him.

Jules said:
Omg, definitely! Doesn’t help that my little one takes FOREVER to feed. I try to give him a couple of minutes to ease the hunger before interrupting him.

Same!

This happened to me twice the other day!! I almost didn’t make it either time!

Eh, I can hold it for a really long time—usually hours—unless it’s diarrhea, which barely happens. I know that’s not healthy…

Omg, I thought this glider was designed for optimal bowel movements!

Yep, this has happened to me a few times!

This has happened to me too, several times, and my little love bug is NOT understanding at all.

I definitely finished a breastfeeding session while pooping once. It honestly wasn’t as weird as I thought it would be, but not a choice I make intentionally.

Imagine having IBS! I’ve been lucky so far, but I know my time will come.

You mean you guys don’t have field trips to the bathroom? I have a velcro baby who sits on my lap at least 3 to 4 times a week because I have IBS :joy: I sing songs or point out things to pass the time: “This is a toothbrush, this is a towel, and this is mommy wishing she could do this in peace!” LOL

Hahahaha! One time, it was so bad I actually went to the toilet with her nursing. Thankfully, I have a bidet, so I just clicked the button to clean my butt—no wiping needed.

Oh man. I bottle-feed, but I know this too well. The number of times I’ve suddenly had to dash to the bathroom before I shit my pants is crazy… Whether I’m feeding her or she’s sleeping on me, I end up having to stick her in her bassinet where she’ll inevitably wake up and I have to RUN to the toilet. I’m so glad to hear I’m not the only one :joy: I’ve had my gallbladder removed, so this is just my life :joy:

I’m pretty sure I once breastfed while sitting on the toilet.

I never have to poop until I’m in the middle of a feeding…