Little boy is sleeping for the night, and we just heard him rip a monster one through the Nanit, and we both completely lost it.
I actually outweigh him by around 13 to one, and he’s already tooting like a morbidly obese sailor with IBS at a bean convention.
Buddy, your papa is extremely proud of you and glad for the limitless fodder you provide for an awkward wedding toast someday. Don’t change, tiny man!
“tooting like a morbidly obese sailor with IBS at a bean convention” made me chuckle.
My spouse and I are constantly asking, “Was that you or him”? It is always a toss-up.
I am constantly telling my wife, “No, really, that was HIM.” It took her some time to believe me, given my track record in this area.
One of our favorite games is the home is whose but was it when attempting to determine out who tooted
I have definitely blamed a few of mine on my baby. I figure that I’ll pay back the favour when she’s a bit older.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who appreciates baby farts.
I was changing my son’s wet diaper yesterday, and as soon as I put on the fresh diaper, he ripped an atomic wet shart, which terrified the fuck out of me. I’m afraid I’ll take off his diaper one day and discover his ass cheeks laying in it since he blew them off hehe. I like every moment of it. 